Monday, October 5, 2009

More Shit SB Says

I don't know who's more pathetic--the fucking Bengals or the Browns. It's like this sick battle of mediocrity when they play each other. No, it's worse than that. It's like watching Special Olympics football, but those kids are better.

9 comments:

jrains80 said...

This is why I stick to college football...no losers, team spirit, and no price tag on the outcome.
Very funny post...

Love ya, and so glad you're back...
just saying!!!
Jenn

The Dish said...

Thanks for making me spit wine on my monitor! That is a very true statement. I think even the SO players take more pride in the game! Can you imagine being an Ohio football fan? Your only prayer is college!

Ms. Moon said...

I have no comment on this except to say that it made me laugh.
Love you, Ms. Bastard...Ms. Moon

miss alaineus said...

gurl it could be worse- you could live in detroit.....


now drink a hot toddy or two and feel better because your neighbor to the north on i-75 missed your crotchety f bomb dropping ass *and from me that's a compliment*

xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn,
Actually, me too--I normally only watch SEC football. I never watch pro football, but the daddums was over at my place and insisted. He still hasn't embraced the fact that the Bengals and the Browns are tragic losers. When he was younger, they were actually semi-good teams.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn,
Actually, me too--I normally only watch SEC football. I never watch pro football, but the daddums was over at my place and insisted. He still hasn't embraced the fact that the Bengals and the Browns are tragic losers. When he was younger, they were actually semi-good teams.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
You can say that again. Thank God for Ohio State, I guess. My heart is with the SEC, even though I am trapped here in fucking Yankee Ohio. The SEC always beats Ohio State in the bowl games, by the way. I always root for the SEC team playing AGAINST Ohio. Always.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
SB lives to make you laugh.

I love you more!

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I love you Miss Alaineus. Thanks!