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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, October 5, 2009
From Shit My Dad Says
"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I love that! Nothing like the little nuggets of wisdom doled by Dad's that are pissed at us.
Dish,
I agree, man. Totally.
Love,
SB
Makes me wish so bad my own father were not mouldering in his grave.
Hahaha, I love that old fart.
I love shitmydadsays... seriously, I message them to my girls.... they know I'm not your average Ma anyway! x
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