The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Shit SB Says
I'm going to piss now, while it's the commercial. For some reason, lately, I'm holding my piss like a damn five year old.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
I am holding it right now so that I could read your post. Sad the bladder gets smaller as i get older. Bullshit, I tell ya!
And my word verification is intrisha. he,he!
Dish,
I'm honored, man.
I was a piss holding 5 year old once. And now my bladder holds about as much as a thimble.
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