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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Daddy made number two all by hisself.
They're amazed because one of the girls' Ken dolls came to life on their toilet!
Clearly this is why I'd like to live in the country, where I can sit around a campfire to chat with friends and family...bad enough my roommates dog and cart want to be in the bathroom with you..
hmmmmmmmmmm... very 70s.
Good one, Ms. Moon!
Mr. Mishchief,
Dog and CART? Say what?
I do believe dog and cart is rhyming slang for fart.
Trust this helps.
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