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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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If you go first, i will say something really super cool, I promise!
Are you sick again?
xo pf
I want them to say that I was contrary to ordinary.
SB I'll be happy to refer to you as a Flamboyent Waster at your memorial service. In fact, I'll even lobby pretty hard to get "SB, she was a Flamboyent Waster" as your epitaph, if you're so inclined. I'd like to think that 200 years from now people will stand at your headstone and mutter "a Flamboyent Waster? Wouldn't you have loved to meet her, Earl?"
Amen, sister.
But you'd have to wear lederhosen. I don't know if it's worth it.
If u put me down as ur obituary reader, I promise I will hahaha. xxx
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