Friday, October 23, 2009

The Internet Sure Does Attract Some Crazy Motherfuckers

[No, I'm not talking about me, goddamnit. Check out the comment below. Maybe in the next incarnation this bitch will learn how to spell.]

I was told that it was my life path to be made a valkyrie in this life and to rencarnate no more. As I am bound to something else and the religion I am now. I refused to go to a body of water and bathe their. I asssumed there was something that would have taken place. I drive to my old temple and on the steps ardently fought for my own right to live my own path. But I have a gauntlet and two golden graclets [WTF?] that can only be seen by second sight. Of which I know were given to my by Odin as well as were augmented [How does somebody that can't fucking spell know how to utilize and spell this particular word?] recently due to a strong thunder storm that had high energy spikes in it’s undercurrent. My friends and I have second sight so we can all see what I have.My question to you is do you know what a living valkyrie is exactly. And can you tell me anything about why he’s soo attracted even though I push him away whenever he tries to draw me near?? Also I could have sworn I was in golden manicles (handcuffs) Until I reached the steps of the temple.You probibly think I am mad! [No shit.] I wouldn’t blame you. I know I am an old soul. I also can faintly tell that you have something special to you. This is why I am telling you all of this and posing this question to you.If you could give me any information at all I would more than just appricate it.MY only other choice is asking Yahooanswers.com [the NEW golden oracle] and lets face it. Most of the people there would give me web sites they don’t understand the information of or tell me I am going to hell or belong in a loony bin because I belive that Odin is chasing me!

Thank you for reading this. I know it’s a lot to digest. Even if you have no clue or think I should be in a padded room [YES!], please just e mail me to tell me you got this letter.Thank you again! Your website is wonder and I am very greatful that I found it.

Jennifer.

[Uhhhhhmmmmmmm, okay.]

8 comments:

Syd said...

I'm glad that Jennifer hasn't made comments on my blog. Hmmmmm is right!

The Dish said...

Wow. We do need to find her a padded room. For her own good.

Chic Mama said...

Errrrrr- someone left that on your blog? ;0S

white rabbit said...

The spelling is a shocker.

Beyond that wtf she is on about is a mystery to me...

mrs.missalaineus said...

methinks the second sight she and her friends has comes from some really, really good e.

anyone out there wanna bet she plays WoW too?


xxalainaxx

Steph(anie) said...

And we have a winner!

May said...

I faintly feel that I too would like some gracelets.

Changedit said...

me supplying a straight jacket ... flippin heck ... is there a nutters anonymous somewhere?? xxx