Dear Dr. Oz,
Why do penises vary so much in size? What size is your penis? I'm sure it's quite large.
Thank you.
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I actually watched Dr. Oz the other day. FOR YOU! And guess who was on? Tim Gunn. Yeah. That's right. I was so happy.
Ms. Moon,
Dr. Oz is so nice, I just SWOON over him!
Anything more than a handful is a waste and hard to carry around. Thanks for asking.
Sincerely
Dr. Oz.
and the smartest of his two heads!
Penis size is not correlated with height or foot size but more related to the length of the index finger. Just sayin'
Dr. Oz,
Thanks for taking the time to respond to my shit. Laugh.
Monkey Outlaw,
We are FANS of Dr. Oz on this site. Laugh. Please.
Thanks, Dr. Syd!
You know the saying, "Size doesn't matter," had to have been started by a man.
Sheria,
You know it, lady.
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