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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
SB
Avoid trees and ropes.
Doug
Get over it. You'll all be happier. Plus? I'm going to kill a rooster this weekend. Well, I'm going to make Mr. Moon kill him and then I'm going to cook and eat him. So there. You're not killing and eating your pet, you're just extending her life.
I love you for your tender side. And your other side. And all your sides.
Love...Ms. Moon
I know it sucks to be the one to drive them to that terrible place, but it really has to happen. If everyone would have it done you wouldn't feel the need for road trips and a house full of cats. But I love you.
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