The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
SB
You'd be rich and famous if you got a naked series of Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston, and John McCain together. Enjoy your nightmares :)
<3
Doug
Who's stopping you?
Steph,
No one. It's just good to clarify your goals by writing that shit down. It also aggravates the Puritans. I love to aggravate them.
Doug,
I've got to eat dinner tonight. Thanks for that image!
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