Look, either motherfuckers need to turn up the heat around here, or they need to make a Snuggie part of the office dress code.
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Shit, I gave up on my roommate keeping the place at 56 to 60 degrees and spend the dough on a heated mattress pad!
My faux grandkid got a housecoat for Christmas - she put it on backwards and said "Look! A Snuggie!"
I kind of really want a snuggie. Or, as May calls them, a slanket. I think Pearl would definitely benefit from one.
If you start wearing a Snuggie, I want to see a picture.
My mom got one for Christmas and she looks like a damn monk in it-very unattractive!
Wear one into work and tell them it is a designer dress, bosses are pretty fucking stupid and they will all go out and want to buy knockoffs...matter of fact sell them at twice the price from the trunk of your car in the parking lot.
JL has this super douchey ex-boyfriend and he and his super douchey buddies decided to have a snuggie party. At a bar. People like that need to be taken out of the gene pool.
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