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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Right? At least now you can just take off your glasses!
You got it, sistah.
You can close your eyes.
SB
Read the bible...just look over your shoulder. At least that way you'll make someone's margarita work soooo much better xD
<3
Doug
Disintegrate them with your new razor sharp extra super duper x-ray vision laser beams!
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