"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."
Brilliant! Go dad!!
[If dad had his own cult, I'd join that shit.]
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I consider myself a cynical optimist. I always assume bad shit will happen, but I also know that I can have a good time and make it through regardless.
DTG,
Very sane philosophy that.
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Hope you're gathering Dad's immutable laws for a book to fund your retirement. Dad rocks.
He's not my dad, Kathleen. I wish he was in my family though. He'd fit right in!
I saw this yesterday and loved it so much I almost posted it. Again, great minds think alike!
Good stuff. What is that brown stuff?
This could be my new religion. I think I'll have this engraved on a plaque and hang it in my bathroom. Every morning it could be my mantra.
Damn. I always thought he was your dad.
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