I love the story about Ass Chair, by the way. We had that happen to a guy they fired, during the firing process. He got up to go, and the chair was going with him. How humiliating is that shit? He was like softly sobbing and the chair was sticking to his fat ass.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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That's the saddest story I ever read.
Personally I and some others find you totally disgusting, and not at all funny with all your bad language, so, we have decided to stop following you.
Just incase you would like to remove yourself from your profile too.
That's one of those kiddie chairs! Ha,ha..what a dummy.
Alice in Wonderland,
Thank you. I couldn't be happier. I think you are a whack job, quite frankly. Your fucking romantic poetry makes me want to throw up.
Best,
SB
That story made me sad. I've often wondered though on planes whether the rivets will get ripped out along with the seats when hugely obese people sit down.
What I keep thinking when I read this, was that if the chair was going to get stuck on the man's ass at some point, it's best that it happened right before he never had to go back ever again.
Monkey Outlaw,
Thank you for reading my shit and for commenting. It is appreciated. Any friend of Mel's is a friend of mine. Do please come back often. We have a lot of damn fun here.
Love, SB.
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