Monday, January 18, 2010
Shit SB Says
I'm going to have the Lasik done, in case it all falls down like Cormac McCarthy says in The Road. I can't be running all around looking for boxes of contacts and glasses when bitches are trying to cannibalize me. If you don't want to be the meat on the supper table, a bitch has got to be able to run. And if you can't see, running ain't gonna do you much damn good.
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I have often had this same exact thought. What would I do after the world went down in flames? Wander around bumping into shit until I just died.
Good for you. Kenny had double stigmatisms his whole life. He was the one wearing the thick horrid glasses. He hated them. He was inquiring about that surgery before he got sick. Go for it. You are right, in this world, you need your eyes wide open, no time to fumble lookig for glasses. There seems to be alot of that cannibalizam (sp)mentality going on everywhere.. Scary. If you become someone's meal, who is going to make me laugh in the early morning?
If I get my new eyes, I'll protect you, Mary Moon.
Lori,
I'll try not to become someone's meal. I'll do my absolute best.
Love, SB.
I love how The Road made you decide.
Funny.
That book is fricken creepy huh? Actually, everything that guy writes is a little weird. I mean, maybe it's not that far fetched but he truly visualizes that shit. I like to pretend it isn't really all that bad.
Ms. Bastard, I know you will. And that gives me great reassurance. But can I tell you that if you need to eat my dead body, it will be okay? I suggest a nice Chianti to go with it.
Good luck with it. I hope that you won't be eaten by a predator.
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