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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Most definitely would hurt less. But please don't do it. Or, if you do, make sure the knife is sterilized first.
No. You might need that tit some day.
Ms. Moon,
I ain't birthin' no babies. That's all tits are really good for. Milk bags, man.
Love you.
OUCH! I have an emotional skid mark from that one!
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