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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Wyclef Jean Because I Dig Him
I know about his charity controversy, so please don't go on about it in the comments. That's between Wyclef and God or whoever.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Just cause she dance the go-go, that don't make her a ho, no.
For a second there, I was thinking this was Black Jesus.
Ms. Moon,
I had the exact same thought when I ran across the photo. I'd be okay with Wyclef being Jesus. There could be a lot worse choices.
I love him! Yummy.
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