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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Shit SB Says
There is nothing wrong today. The sky is not falling. It was a two martini lunch with extra olives and a Stella back, and when I got home, Patti Smith's memoir about Mapplethorpe was waiting on my doorstep. What a day!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Sounds like a pretty good day.
Patti is pretty damn cool.
I don't actually like martinis. But I do like olives.
Stellas are okay too.
And so far I agree that the sky is not falling.
Syd,
Yes, she definitely is.
All very good things. Wish I had gotten to drink lunch with you, SB.
Dish,
Me too, man. Me too.
get the stella whilst you can. . .there is a beer strike in belgium!
xxalainaxx
Glad to see you are eating well SB
Nick
Miss A.,
Important, possibly VITAL, information. Thanks!
Love you.
Nick,
As your elder sibling, I try to set an example for you.
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