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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
More Wisdom from Shitmydadsays
"I'm just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves...Don't care, that's the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I feel the same way about the post office. Bastards.
Dish,
Goes without sayin. I'm frightened of the post office, except now I have a tiny branch one near me, it's much less scary.
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