Are you a Christian or Catholic worried about what will happen to your beloved pets after The Rapture? If you’re going to heaven you’ll need someone to take care of your pets who are left behind. As a non-believer (who will not be Raptured) I’m offering to care for your pets post-rapture. It’s a simple agreement, for a small fee of $125, Iwill adopt your pet should The Rapture occur in the next ten years. (After ten years, you can renew the agreement for the current marketprice). Please contact me today for more info!
[Now, this motherfucker is what I call an entrepreneur. Wish I had thought of it first.]
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This one was too good. I was tired when I got up this morning but this tidbit put some zing in the day. You're better than coffee for waking up the brain cells.
And, while I'm at it, you're amazing too, SB.
That is so awesome. WE could copy the idea. I don't think it's like patented or anything, right?
Kathleen,
Thank you. You are a doll. Happy to help you get through the day.
Love you.
Ms. Moon,
We could. We definitely could.
Love,
Moi
Loved this post. Unbelievable the things that people think of.
I think I'm going to copy it out here in southern Cal. The scary Rapture folks out here make yours look tame. Remember those people in Rancho Santa Fe who killed themselves together wearing really good athletic shoes so that they could walk in the next world?
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