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Monday, January 11, 2010
Shit SB Says in Blog Comments
I'd hate to be a damn female chicken and the fucking brute roosters always humping my ass. That would be my idea of hell. That, or a third term for the Bush administration. Take your pick.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Can I be the rooster?
That was a GOOD ONE, Syd.
Oof either way.
Hope you're feeling better, SB.
I KNEW IT! Good one, dear.
is this about mrs. moon's chickens????
as far as chicken thinking goes, if was a chicken, i think getting humped all the time would trump being butchered for dinner, hands down
how are you feeling? is this cold killin ya or what?
xxalainaxx
I had better start behaving myself or karma is going to get me. I'll get to spend my next life as a hen.
Better watch out for yourself too, SB. ;)
Dear Miss A.,
Yes, Ms. Moon's chickens. Exactly.
I'm much better thanks, dear one.
Hi to Mr. M.
Love you.
PF,
Yes! EXACTLY.
Love, SB.
Melly Mel,
I hear you girl.
Hope you and your woman are all better.
Love you.
Kathleen,
I love you. I just do.
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