Lonely Heart, my ass. That fucker hasn't spent two minutes alone in years. If it's got a pulse and a vag, he's fucking it.Thursday, January 21, 2010
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I had to read part of that out loud to Dan last night... the paragraph that said vagina about 4or 5 times. I kinda feel sorry for the guy, he seems a little lost. I do like some - many - of his songs
And as soon as they moved away from their larger format paper and stapled center, it was the beginning of the end of RS. In my opinion.
Steph,
I agree about the larger format paper and stapled center, but not about Mayer. I consider him the King of Schmaltz--everything that is wrong with the recording industry today.
Ugh!
Love you.
Steph,
Also thanks for the follow. It means a lot because it's you.
Love.
Schmaltz is a good word. :)
My MIL kept stealing the mag and looking at the cover. I think she has the hots for his bod.
I'd follow you anyday.
Never heard of him. Stupid tattoo too....
Steph,
That's fucking funny about your MIL. Cracks me up.
White Rabbit,
Consider yourself lucky.
Love, SB.
This made me laugh so hard I had to click the comment thingy twice because my hands were shaking so hard with hilarity. I love Steph and totally respect her opinion but that dude's voice makes me go *glarg* in my throat.
May,
Yeah, he sucks pretty much.
he's a tool
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