Any takers? If SB starts seeking dates for herself and one of the fucking cats, please shoot me.
Me and my chinchilla Ruth would like to go on a double date with a man and his pet chinchilla as well. Are you this man? Ruth is bisexual so the sex of your chinchilla is irrelevant; however, if your female chinchilla is not open to the idea of a same sex relationship it is best you discover this before our double date, as we are BOTH looking for compatible mates.
If you do not own a chinchilla but do own a sex-positive nutria, Ruth will take this under consideration.
Please attach photo of your chinchilla*, i do not need a picture of you: Ruth is very into looks however I value intellect and/or personality more highly.
xoxo Lisa & Ruth
*I am serious. This is not some x-rated code. I would like to make that clear and avoid the unpleasant images i received last time. It was very upsetting to Ruth.
[SB is still laughing over this footnote. I will probably laugh all damn day.]
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I'm sure she thinks she is being cute. Which is hard to grasp. But. Still.
Oh. Poor woman.
Ms. Moon,
You are too kind. Ho is crazy.
Love, SB.
SB
Never accept a date where your cats are part of the conditions for getting it in the first place. You know he's just looking for one thing :/ (Timer to get that starts...now)
Doug
Doug,
I am filthy-minded (I grew up in a small town remember?). Got it INSTANTLY.
Love, SB.
SB
Seek help xD
Doug
Doug,
I already sought help. It didn't help.
Where do you come up with this stuff? I'll be laughing all day at the footnote. Poor Ruth.
Ms. Moon is too quick to see the good in people.
I'm with you. Lisa is serious and she's nuts
I think I went on a date with her once and let me tell you her chinchilla was nothing special. :)
Michelle,
Yes, definitely.
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