The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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It makes me drive slower. Less Mario Andretti-like.
http://www.drunkard.com/
Thanks, DTG! I'll check it out. Have a good weekend. Love you.
That made me laugh. So- you didn't contribute?
Reminds me of an old joke:
Q. What is the AAAAA?
A. A support group for drunks who drive.
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