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Monday, January 18, 2010
Moronic Dickwad
I wish he'd stop creating trouble down here and go be with his precious Jesus.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
You'd think he'd be working on that one, wouldn't you?
Never soon enough, SB.
Your mouth to God's ear.
astounding. And I don't like being close enough to his face to count his nose hairs. Gives me the willies
Ugh...
PS: He looks a bit like an aging Alfred E. Newman.
Syd- I was thinking that if GW Bush and Alfred E. Newman had a baby, this would be him.
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