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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
SB
Uhmmm....Skype? Just saying :/
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Doug
Doug,
Are you kidding me? The Daddums didn't even know that you have to flip a switch to get wireless. We are talking remedial level here, my brothah.
Laugh.
My dad's dead. I can't call him any way at all. Which is fine. He'd only ask me for money if I did.
Ms. Moon,
Wow. Just wow.
Get him a cell phone. That is what I did.
he doesn't want the battery to run down... that's cracking me up
I hear their driver's licenses don't expire for 40 years out there. I'd prolly be dead before I'd have to renew!
Ah, what i meant was, sorry your dad pissed you off. :-Q And if your retina detaches... you can call me. But prolly better to dial 911
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