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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Shit SB Says
When I was filling out the survey, they asked me what my best quality was. All I could think to say was that I have my own teeth.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
SB
What about your gentle, lighthearted and upbeat approach to life? ^_^
Doug
Doug,
Yeah, and there's that.
I LOVE YOU!
What about your eternal optimism?
Send me that survey. I will fill it out for you.
You've been hanging out with the oldsters too much. Either that or the cats.
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