The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Monday, January 18, 2010
SB Is Full of Shit
I fucked up the good General Lee's birthday. It's tomorrow. I'll still drink to him both days. An excuse to prolong the merriment. Laugh.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
He was born at Stratford Hall which is not far from my home town in VA.
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