Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Her Sister

Besides, what if I start to see TOO GOOD (after the cataract surgery)? I may not want to see some motherfuckers that well. Get me?

I loved your blog series. How fascinating. I want to know more when I come and visit. We can eat cereal together. I've been eating a lot of cereal too. I will think of you now whenvever I pour a bowl! Thus, the act of eating cereal will endear you even more to my heart, if that's possible.

3 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

What kind of cereal does SB eat?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I dig Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch and chocolate granola.

Anything junky, basically.

Love you!

May said...

I love you SB!!! I wonder what Cinnamon Toast Crunch would taste like mixed with chocolate granola? Hmmmm.