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Friday, January 15, 2010
SB Would Hang with These Bitches
I wouldn't hang with Sign Guy though. Something tells me he's NO FUN.
When I was going to FSU, a guy would come through who'd set up in the Union square and preach his nasty little heart out and my nursing school buddies and I would sit on the brick wall in front of him and jeer him on. We were so bad. But I think really, he just loved it so we quit doing it.
SB Hope you're good. Something tells me when he thinks no one is looking the sign guy is waaaay kinkier than all of us combined, when he's on his way home prolly hits every rest stop along the way with a sweaty $50 bill in his pocket :/ <3 Doug
Every time I haven't been by your blog in a while, I forget what funny ass shit you find. Then I have a few minutes and I end up laughing so hard, and I kick myself for letting so much time pass since I last laughed that hard. You are one funny MF. I'd hang with them too. The sign guy would hate me for sure.
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When I was going to FSU, a guy would come through who'd set up in the Union square and preach his nasty little heart out and my nursing school buddies and I would sit on the brick wall in front of him and jeer him on. We were so bad. But I think really, he just loved it so we quit doing it.
SB
Hope you're good. Something tells me when he thinks no one is looking the sign guy is waaaay kinkier than all of us combined, when he's on his way home prolly hits every rest stop along the way with a sweaty $50 bill in his pocket :/
<3
Doug
Hahahaha! That is something I could see A and I doing.
Yeah, the sign guy looks like an asshat. But the other 2? I would like to buy them a beer!
Doug,
Glad to hear from you. As to your theory on sign guy. Yes, exactly.
Love you.
Dish,
Me too. Me too.
Haha!!! Great! X
Turn or burn, baby!
Turn. Or. Burn.
I wonder if they asked him?
Every time I haven't been by your blog in a while, I forget what funny ass shit you find. Then I have a few minutes and I end up laughing so hard, and I kick myself for letting so much time pass since I last laughed that hard. You are one funny MF.
I'd hang with them too. The sign guy would hate me for sure.
There is enough doom and gloom thank you very much. Sign guy needs to find a new hobby, like drinking excessively or something..
I don't know if it's the same sign-guy that my mom is talking about, but there's still one at FSU that likes to tell us we're going to hell.
Recently I've seen the gay crowd holding a rainbow flag and egging him on out there. It's such a game on both sides, but sometimes it's a laugh.
I think if I was cool, I would pose like these two in front of my sign guy, but alas, I don't think I'm that cool.
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