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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Maybe you looked angry even when you weren't. Squinting can do that. Damn, I need to get new glasses.
SB I am sorry I haven't been commenting very often but sometimes I will admit that your posts leave me at a loss for words. However, concerning your marriage to Mr. SB I think the cataracts are a good thing because you wouldn't have wanted to see if he had food stuck in his teeth -- that would have grossed you out. Half full, SB, the glass is half full. Love you!
Steph,
I look angry anyway. I inherited small lips from the Daddums. People always think I am pissed off.
Thanks, Daddums!
I hear you on this one.
Here is to new eyes and new beginnings!
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