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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Quote of the Day: John Irving
You can't learn everything you need to know legally.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Absolutely true.
SB
True, but it's the little things in life that get you arrested :/
Doug
I am so grateful (and I am serious) for many of the things I've learned in illegal ways.
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