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Monday, January 11, 2010
Shit SB Says
You could never make The Wizard of Oz today. PETA would be throwing paint or some shit over the flying monkeys and a midget rights group would make a stink over the fucking Munchkins.
Those damn flying monkeys deserve to eat a little lead paint for all the nightmares they gave me as a kid. Oh wait...that wasn't exactly the point now was it.
We actually had "dwarf tossing" as a favorite bar game in SC. Some drunks would pay to toss a dwarf with a velcro jacket against a wall. It was eventually outlawed here.
Forget the flying monkeys man, they almost KILLED the original Tin man, who had to leave shooting due like aluminum poisoning or something! They almost really killed the wicked witch of the west too! When the red smoke went off, I think it blew up in her face and she got badly injured... I forget the whole story, but you can Google it. Yea, those were the days!
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12 comments:
And the Wiccans would throw a fit.
Or Blazing Saddles...I don't think that would make it to the screen in this day & age, funny as the movie is..
Those damn flying monkeys deserve to eat a little lead paint for all the nightmares they gave me as a kid. Oh wait...that wasn't exactly the point now was it.
They could redo it but they would change it all anyway - in fact they have. It's not anywhere near as good as the original.
I really hate word verification. I know you have your reasons but I just wanted to bitch at you. It's monday
Ms. Moon,
Good point, my dear, as usual.
Love, SB.
Mr. M,
I agree. No way in hell.
Love you.
We actually had "dwarf tossing" as a favorite bar game in SC. Some drunks would pay to toss a dwarf with a velcro jacket against a wall. It was eventually outlawed here.
AND THEN HOW DID THEY EXPECT THE DWARFS TO SUPPORT THEIR FAMILIES? HUH?
Just asking.
Those flying monkeys, and the midgets, terrify me. There, I admitted it!
Forget the flying monkeys man, they almost KILLED the original Tin man, who had to leave shooting due like aluminum poisoning or something! They almost really killed the wicked witch of the west too! When the red smoke went off, I think it blew up in her face and she got badly injured... I forget the whole story, but you can Google it. Yea, those were the days!
Syd, I remember the dwarf toss. How surreal and totally twisted!
Dish,
Me too. The flying monkeys were SCARY. The Munchkins were just weird and too damn happy. They were like Stepford midgets or some shit.
Love you.
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