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Monday, January 25, 2010
What in Sam Fucking Hell?
Gross. Just gross. I guess she wants to traumatize her sons into NOT having sex EVER.
Where did you unearth this GROSS photo from? For fuck's sake, who would even think of a pose like that? It did make me chuckle though, so thanks for a well needed laugh.
It freaks me out that they are down on bended knee and she has her hands on their heads, very dominant/submissive. There is so much about this that is just... off.
What I see when I look at this photo is that someday in the future, some lady is going to be paid the big bucks to stand around being pregnant, wearing a big white bra while a man is going to be wearing a hockey mask and doing God Knows What. Big bucks.
I spit vodka all over myself about the whole "never having sex bit". Which I incidentally whole heartedly agree with. Sick shit often comes from Ohio. Dahlmer was from somewhere in this crazy assed state wasn't he? Bunch'o'fuckinNUTJOBS, maybe would be more appropriate than "BUCKEYES" sometimes. I love that you find and share these crazy screwy things. Hugz Sasha
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
21 comments:
I really have nothing to say about this. I just don't understand what is going on this picture.
Where the hell is that from ? What a weird photo !!
Where did you unearth this GROSS photo from? For fuck's sake, who would even think of a pose like that? It did make me chuckle though, so thanks for a well needed laugh.
What a weird picture.
And by the way, do boys really dress like that just to chuck a ball round a field?
You know in Wales we play rugby, practically the same game but with NO padding, or protection AT ALL!!
Gledds,
Yes, boys do dress like that to play hockey over here. We wear all the padding because Americans are wimps.
Laugh.
Just plain weird! :0(
It freaks me out that they are down on bended knee and she has her hands on their heads, very dominant/submissive. There is so much about this that is just... off.
Where do you find this stuff..? And why torture yourself with these disturbing images? yech!
Is she pregnant with another Jason?
I agree with Syd - she must want to raise a team of Jasons...WTF?
People are psychotic.
she needs to find a damn bra with modesty panels.
*hurl*
xxalainaxx
What I see when I look at this photo is that someday in the future, some lady is going to be paid the big bucks to stand around being pregnant, wearing a big white bra while a man is going to be wearing a hockey mask and doing God Knows What.
Big bucks.
Ewwww!
You can tell the mother wanted the picture to be all about her. The kids are wearing masks for god's sake!
I spit vodka all over myself about the whole "never having sex bit". Which I incidentally whole heartedly agree with. Sick shit often comes from Ohio. Dahlmer was from somewhere in this crazy assed state wasn't he? Bunch'o'fuckinNUTJOBS, maybe would be more appropriate than "BUCKEYES" sometimes. I love that you find and share these crazy screwy things.
Hugz
Sasha
Are the sons related to Hannibal Lecter? They have a similar taste in headgear...
:D
Ms. Moon,
That was a good one!
Melly Mel,
Good point, sister.
I LOVE MY MALCHIK! The shit we put up with in Ohio.
Wow. What is she wearing? And what's with the hairdo.
The hair and the bra disturbs me the most.
Maybe those aren't even her kids.
Eeew
oh my god the comments are so funny, ms moon and syd had me crazy laughing.
this is ridick!
Damn glad they have their masks on!
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