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Monday, January 18, 2010
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Frankly, it was sort of unappetizing trying to eat my lunch from Taco Bell and having to keep getting up to separate two humping kittens. I can't say it ranks up there as far as pleasant lunchtime experiences go.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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And some people pay extra for dinner and a show...
The Taco Bell founder died today. He was eighty-something. For some reason, I find that reassuring.
Yeah, I can see how that would not be appetizing. But it made my ass laugh!
Great minds think alike, as I had Toxic Smell for lunch too.
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