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well I think I am rather glad you dont have anything to say for yourself today. As a newly initiated Wican member I can tell you Lady its nice to have a day off from your foul mouth. I plan to use my time wisly and go and write some tedious Love poetry about my beautiful anal passage and a rather fetching daffodil I met last summer Byeeee.
I got a kick out of the Wiccan repartee, including today's comments and headbang8's reply. You don't even have to say anything.
I noticed on your live feed that everyone who shows up here comes intentionally with a direct click to your site. Bravo! About a third of Hill Country Mysteries traffic are what looks like accidental hits. Obviously, you're providing an important mental health service.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I know the feeling
well I think I am rather glad you dont have anything to say for yourself today.
As a newly initiated Wican member I can tell you Lady its nice to have a day off from your foul mouth. I plan to use my time wisly and go and write some tedious Love poetry about my beautiful anal passage and a rather fetching daffodil I met last summer
Byeeee.
Wel stick a daffodil up it then and feel the LOVE
That wasn't sarcasm. How disappointing.
And what more can be said about THAT? Love you, dear...M
I've had days like that. You'll snap back! Hang in there,
Mel
I have too much to say today. Please come shut me the hell up. And Mr. Burns while you are at it!
I've been having days like this lately...dead of winter blues maybe?...
Jenn,
Maybe lady. Just maybe.
Love you.
Hope you're feeling better every day.
I got a kick out of the Wiccan repartee, including today's comments and headbang8's reply. You don't even have to say anything.
I noticed on your live feed that everyone who shows up here comes intentionally with a direct click to your site. Bravo! About a third of Hill Country Mysteries traffic are what looks like accidental hits. Obviously, you're providing an important mental health service.
Somehow the thought about poetry involving flowers and anal passages makes me twitch just a touch..
Love you more.
Enjoy your break.
Me? I have too much to say and too lazy to say it.
Kathleen,
I like to think I am providing an important mental health service, if only to myself. Laugh.
Love you!
and yet you swore three times.
you're so talented.
;-)
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