Bitch is a damn mess. That said, I'm still thinking about asking her to be my roommate. She seems nice. Besides, bitch and I could throw down and PAR-TAY! My cats would probably eat her birds though.
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About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Hey lady - thanks for checking in on me, I miss your sarcastic ass :D
Work is nucking futs - same old story as everywhere else; they got rid of everybody and expect the few that are left to do insane amounts of work...But HEY, i am trying to be glad I still have a job - one person in our household needs to have one, or we won't have said household anymore, right?
So yeah, I try to check in, but between work and crazy busy home life with the two young'uns, I have zilch for spare time, and what little I do have I try to catch up on sleep - this new little one doesn't sleep much, which is HELL on this mama.
Soooo, yeah, I am hoping that life settles down a bit and I am able to keep up with my blogs better. Thanks again for checkin' in!
It's so great to hear from you, Justme. Sorry to hear about work, but the man is always wanting us to be slaves for a damn nickel. Fucker.
Squeeze the kids for me.
Love,
SB.
Who IS that?
I live under a rock
She's kinda scary looking
I think the cats would eat her dirty ass birds. And I think a meth head would make a terrible roommate. Just sayin'.
Michelle,
That is former Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss. She is one of the cast members on the new season of Celebrity Rehab, a show I never miss.
Love you!
Dish,
Maybe so, sister. She might steal my shit or try and sell one of the cats. I can't have that.
I had no idea who she was either!
SB I'm glad you clarified who that was because at first I thought it was Mackenzie Phillips (isn't she the one from One Day at a Time?) Is it me or is there a similarity between the two? Perhaps drug use is the greatest cosmetic surgeon of all...
I sort of thought that's who it was but was not sure. She IS very good at business start-ups.
Her face looks very surgicized. The nose, the mouth the forehead. And she actually used to look really good back in the day. Sad stuff.
Oh that's who she is!
I won't ask her for a date then...
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