The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, January 25, 2010
Gary Coleman Mug Shot
It was for domestic assault, bitches! He's such an angwy wittle man.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
I think I'm gonna go have a beer - want one?
Hell to the yeah! Actually, I bought two bottles of champagne at lunch. Looks like a champagne night for me. Laugh.
Bless his wittle heart. Wait. No. Dude is ugly. I ain't blessing his heart.
Just stopping bye to say hello and to pass on my love. Gary Coleman, now that dates me.
Much love
Is it just me or does he look like Yoda?
he ain't pretty when he pouts either.
He looks EVIL.
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