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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
SB
Or 'Oops, I didn't expect that to go so badly'?
Doug
Doug,
It didn't, puppy. It went fine, but still, we should never have tied the knot. Hindsight's 20/20, except for me, it's less because I have cataracts.
SB
Yeah, I can relate to you on that one, now my ex and his bf want to move to another state and have me be their roomate, FML lol.
Doug
And mine will be "What the fuck was I thinking".
Doug,
Jesus. What gaul.
Dish,
I hear you, man. I hear you.
Love, SB.
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