The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, January 29, 2010
More Shit SB Says
When people describe a dead woman as a free spirit, they really mean she was a damn whore.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
SB
Shhh be nice. After all most people are whores to something. 'cept me I'm just unemployed like 1/3 of the country.
<3
Doug
I hope they say that about me when I die.
I'm not sure I get it... I'm slow.
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