The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
This is from the recently discovered other gospels of Jesus, I'm thinking?
It kind of makes me want to go to church...just a little.
what was he supposed to have said tho?
Oh this is good.
Thanks SB, you find the best stuff.
Ms. Moon,
Yes, I think so.
Love you,
SB
Jesus, Mel. Really? Laugh.
Bethany,
Glad you liked it sistah!
"He likes big butts and you cannot lie, you other prophets can't deny"......
"and then He sayeth, 'and I shall tap that.'" Boo-yah.
Chuckles for church.
AND LO THE ASS WAS BROUGHT, AND IT WAS GOOD.
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