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Friday, January 8, 2010
Dogs are GROSS
I'd like to say a cat would NEVER DO THAT shit, but Raj the Siamese Schlub likes to smell all my other cats' asses. The high dollar cat is the asshole fetishist. Go figure.
13 comments:
Anonymous
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Pugs not Drugs!!! This is sooo dirty but I can totally see my pug doing it. She is awkward and inappropriate in social situations. She must get that from her mom.
It's the crazed, bulging stare in its one visible eye that troubles me.
The dog on the right appears to be looking at the camera a little apologetically, as if to say 'don't mind him, he's always been a bit strange that way. He has his good side, you know...'
Pugs in particular have a tendency to enjoy poo. This one apparently likes his fresh from the tap. I could never own a pug. My in-laws have four of them, and they are sweet little dogs, but totally not for me.
Dogs can be helpful in their grossness. My dogs love to eat Owen's spit-up when it lands on the floor. I find this to be very convenient. Is that okay?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
Pugs not Drugs!!! This is sooo dirty but I can totally see my pug doing it. She is awkward and inappropriate in social situations. She must get that from her mom.
Good grief. Dogs are gross. And we let them give us kisses? What does that say about me?
Dish,
I don't let the Diarrhetic Wunderkind kiss my face. She eats her own shit. You've got to draw the line somewhere.
Love, SB.
Damn, the one looking at the camera looks so lecherous!
Wonder what's so interesting up there that's worth waiting on line for
I am having a bout of insomnia and came across this http://farm1.static.flickr.com/3/3883385_5c773560c3.jpg?v=0
Reminded me of the pug in ass pic.. Thought I'd share. >_<
Just checking out which hole to hit today is all.
Or looking for a job knowing there is going to be a lot of ass kissing involved in finding one.
I wonder what aftershave he uses. ;0)
It's the crazed, bulging stare in its one visible eye that troubles me.
The dog on the right appears to be looking at the camera a little apologetically, as if to say 'don't mind him, he's always been a bit strange that way. He has his good side, you know...'
Pugs in particular have a tendency to enjoy poo. This one apparently likes his fresh from the tap. I could never own a pug. My in-laws have four of them, and they are sweet little dogs, but totally not for me.
Dogs can be helpful in their grossness. My dogs love to eat Owen's spit-up when it lands on the floor. I find this to be very convenient. Is that okay?
I think that the little pug is horny. JMO.
Ms. Moon,
That's cool, baby. Let 'em work for their keep.
Love,
SB
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