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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Shit SB Says in Blog Comments
I once accidentally bought some rice powder. I went to work looking all Kabuki and shit. The lighting in my bathroom was bad, so I didn't know it until I got to work.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I have to laugh at this. Sorry!
I would love to see a photo of that!
Priceless image. I'm giggling.
I don't even LOOK in the mirror any more. Too depressing.
Do you remember Pearl Cream? I loved those commercials.
May,
I think I do. Vaguely.
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