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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Dad always makes me laugh. Always.
Your dad is something else.
That was pretty f-in funny! Good one dad!
Folks,
He's not my dad. My dad is not that grouchy. He could be my dad though. I'm a lot like him. We agree on most everything.
That was beautiful...a new thought for the new year I'd say.
Love ya,
Jenn
Ah, I knew that.. :-)
I've been looking everywhere for a 14 Billionth "belated" birthday card. Williard Scott and Smucker's had a great photo of the Earth on the Today Show.
Happy New Year to you Too, SB.
Love, Marco
I look forward to the Dad says blurbs, always good for a giggle.
That is just funny shit, and puts it all in perspective. Maybe that's what I'll write in birthday cards for the ungrateful bastards in my family. In lieu of gifts.
That is just funny shit, and puts it all in perspective. Maybe that's what I'll write in birthday cards for the ungrateful bastards in my family. In lieu of gifts.
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