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Monday, January 4, 2010
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Don't all men want morning fucking? Jesus. I don't want anybody even looking at me in the morning, let alone trying to hump me. My vag doesn't wake up until at least 1:00 in the damn afternoon.
i dont mind sex in the morning but dont expect me to respond, just stick in in and do yer thing while im still sort of sleeping, like necrophilia but im warm.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Things like this are one of the many reasons why I love you!
I dunno about all guys, but I'm a morning man. You're rested, you're warm. As long as you take a minute to brush your teeth, what's not to enjoy?
i dont mind sex in the morning but dont expect me to respond, just stick in in and do yer thing while im still sort of sleeping, like necrophilia but im warm.
Testosterone is highest in the AM. Just sayin'.
I don't do mornings anymore... I remember a time when it was fun, although, I wasn't waking in the mornings at that point in life.
Nevermind.
xo
Morning sex is great when I've slept in, I'm not on a schedule and basically if it's MY idea. Enough said.
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