Friday, November 6, 2009

Brit Tits

GROSS. Why won't this ho wear a damn bra? If one of my nipples pointed down, I'd keep that shit covered up.

18 comments:

Heather said...

maybe she is wearing a bra and she has super human Nipples that have special powers ... shrugs who knows

love ya
Heather

Sarcastic Bastard said...

That was funny, Heather.

Love you back,

SB

Mr.Mischief said...

Maybe they are dowsing nipples, and they point to the nearest source of water?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Like that theory, Mr. Mischief.

downtown guy said...

I think she's looking pretty good in that picture. Much better, less drugged out, than she has lately. Nothing wrong with those boobs.

gingermagnolia said...

This is a pet peeve. If you're gonna let your nipples stick out, that's all good in the 'hood, but for crying out loud, at least check that they're pointing in the same direction!

She does look good, though.

The Dish said...

Not just a bra, but a padded bra to hide when her head lights are on. No one needs to see that shit...

white rabbit said...

My personal theory are the lumpy bits are not nipples at all. Our heroine has been sucking on old fashioned boiled sweets and something has distracted her. The sweet has dropped out of her open mouth and dribbled down the inside front of her t-shirt.

This has happened twice.

Trust this explains matters.

Ms. Moon said...

DTG has to say that because he was raised by me. He's such a good boy!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, DTG is one in a million! I agree.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

SB has headlight issues, too, sometimes, but at least the fuckers point the same goddamn way.

Mantramine said...

Hey man, mine go up and down too - I try and check that stuff, but sometimes those cd stackers just get away from you, you know?

From the O-Zone said...

All these years I've been admiring her intellect, I didn't even think about the fact that she might have nipples. Well, what do you know?

Sheria said...

Oh come on SB, all that marching and bra burning 40 years ago was so that we could let our boobs wobble to and fro as we damn well please! Love ya!

Gledwood said...

Ooooh I'm so fascinated by you Britney.

Don't you think the girl has a bull neck? First thing I always notice about her ...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

O-Zone,
I had a feeling we would be friends. You're a smart ass. I love that in a man. Good quality.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sheria,
Good point. I love you back.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
Not sure what a bull neck is my friend.

I am sure you are right though.

Love, SB.