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Friday, November 6, 2009
Brit Tits
GROSS. Why won't this ho wear a damn bra? If one of my nipples pointed down, I'd keep that shit covered up.
This is a pet peeve. If you're gonna let your nipples stick out, that's all good in the 'hood, but for crying out loud, at least check that they're pointing in the same direction!
My personal theory are the lumpy bits are not nipples at all. Our heroine has been sucking on old fashioned boiled sweets and something has distracted her. The sweet has dropped out of her open mouth and dribbled down the inside front of her t-shirt.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
18 comments:
maybe she is wearing a bra and she has super human Nipples that have special powers ... shrugs who knows
love ya
Heather
That was funny, Heather.
Love you back,
SB
Maybe they are dowsing nipples, and they point to the nearest source of water?
Like that theory, Mr. Mischief.
I think she's looking pretty good in that picture. Much better, less drugged out, than she has lately. Nothing wrong with those boobs.
This is a pet peeve. If you're gonna let your nipples stick out, that's all good in the 'hood, but for crying out loud, at least check that they're pointing in the same direction!
She does look good, though.
Not just a bra, but a padded bra to hide when her head lights are on. No one needs to see that shit...
My personal theory are the lumpy bits are not nipples at all. Our heroine has been sucking on old fashioned boiled sweets and something has distracted her. The sweet has dropped out of her open mouth and dribbled down the inside front of her t-shirt.
This has happened twice.
Trust this explains matters.
DTG has to say that because he was raised by me. He's such a good boy!
Yes, DTG is one in a million! I agree.
SB has headlight issues, too, sometimes, but at least the fuckers point the same goddamn way.
Hey man, mine go up and down too - I try and check that stuff, but sometimes those cd stackers just get away from you, you know?
All these years I've been admiring her intellect, I didn't even think about the fact that she might have nipples. Well, what do you know?
Oh come on SB, all that marching and bra burning 40 years ago was so that we could let our boobs wobble to and fro as we damn well please! Love ya!
Ooooh I'm so fascinated by you Britney.
Don't you think the girl has a bull neck? First thing I always notice about her ...
O-Zone,
I had a feeling we would be friends. You're a smart ass. I love that in a man. Good quality.
Sheria,
Good point. I love you back.
SB
Gledds,
Not sure what a bull neck is my friend.
I am sure you are right though.
Love, SB.
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