"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
"Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."
Link to the whole schmiel: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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haha! This guy reminds me of my own dad. Srsly!
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