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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Is There Anything Worse than Drunk Ewoks?
Be patient. You have to watch this Ewokian fuckery until the end for the payoff. I sure hope these motherfuckers are midgets inside the Ewok costumes and not little kids.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Well, Al does look pretty hot.
That had to be the craziest Today show clip ever. Thank you, dear Ms. Bastard for sharing that with us.
You are quite welcome. Hardly a kid-friendly broadcast, huh?
wtf?????
that was like really weird......
What a crazy clip~ Thanks for the heads up, I skipped to the end. Whoa! Ewok lust is spooky.
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