The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Yeah, I agree....Go Grandpa!! He's probably worked his ass off for, like, thirty years and his company fucked him on his retirement or something and he's not having it. He's determined to live out his last few decades a rich man, no matter what! He probably robs a bank then goes to a luxury hotel, has a fabulous dinner, drinks, a soak in the hot tub, maybe room service, a massage. Go Gramps!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Yeah, I agree....Go Grandpa!! He's probably worked his ass off for, like, thirty years and his company fucked him on his retirement or something and he's not having it. He's determined to live out his last few decades a rich man, no matter what! He probably robs a bank then goes to a luxury hotel, has a fabulous dinner, drinks, a soak in the hot tub, maybe room service, a massage. Go Gramps!
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