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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
I Think Ms. Moon Needs this Shit
Too bad my poor ass can't afford it. It would make a great X-mas gift! Imagine I sent you this shit, Ms. Moon. Just envision yourself wearing this shit to the opera house. You can send me an imaginary thank-you card. You're welcome.
I do especially like the description: "Especially in the evening when cream and ribbons smells alike." Yes, darling. Let's keep this all imaginary. Thank you so for thinking of me. Kisses (real)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I do especially like the description:
"Especially in the evening when cream and ribbons smells alike."
Yes, darling. Let's keep this all imaginary.
Thank you so for thinking of me.
Kisses (real)
DTG,
I love you. I just felt like reminding you.
SB
But you have to wait until the evening for the ribbon to smell like cream.
Hahaha, I knew you'd like that site!
Ginger,
Yes, I do. Thanks for the tip. You know me well.
Love, SB.
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