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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
This Made SB Laugh So Hard
From the inimitable Shitmydadsays.
"You look just like Stephen Hawking...Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?... Fine. Forget I said it."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
And I mean that in the nicest, most loving way...
I love Dad. Dad for President!
It would be nice to have his brain.
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